Goodwill Store and Riot Control on the Resume'

I went to the Goodwill Outlet store today. If you have never been to one of these, it can be quite an uh, interesting adventure in shopping.

Practically everything is sold by the POUND.

So you have to train your mind to think differently.

"Old Toaster = 4 pounds = too expensive"

"L.L. Bean fleece vest= 1/4 pound = good deal"

From the Goodwill website:

What is the pricing structure at the Goodwill Outlet Stores?

• Clothing, accessories, housewares and toys:
  $1.39 per pound for 0-19 pounds
  99 cents per pound for 20-49 pounds
  59 cents per pound for 50 pounds or more
• Glassware and dishware:
  59 cents per pound
• Books and media:
  Hardback Books – 50 cents each
  Paperback Books – 25 cents each
  Coloring Books, Magazines, Comics, Wall Calendars – 25 cents each
  Records – 50 cents each
  8-Tracks, Videotapes, CDs – $1 each
  DVDs – $2 each
• ****************************************************

So - it sure seems like a good way to shop - BUT - the experience is NOT for everyone.

They bring out 8 large rolling bin/carts into a specified area and you are NOT allowed to reach into the carts until "They" say so.

This means the shoppers have to stand pretty much elbow-to-elbow, lined up waiting for that last cart to get in place and then get the "OK" to dig in.

And dig, they do.

I took some photos to give you an idea of the process.

I had not been there for a while and when I got there today, I saw a different kind of employee there. He was wearing a bright florescent green vest and had an official looking clipboard.

I was curious and asked him his job.

He told me he is an ex-Marine and his background is in riot control, and that is why he was hired for this store.

RIOT CONTROL in a GOODWILL STORE?

You betcha!

When the carts of books come out - the "book guys " dig in and grab armfuls of books and fill the shopping carts next to them in no time. Then later, at their leisure - they sort through them to determine the valuable ones.

Before the Ex-Marine - you could easily get elbowed or gouged by one of these guys. No longer.

When the bins of clothes come out - the "Clothing" people are there - they stand with legs wide apart to take up more room for themselves.

I swear some of them do not bathe on purpose - just so nobody will stand next to them!

There is a very weird psychology working in this place.

A lot of the shoppers re-sell sell clothing on ebay or resale shops in Portland.

They hang out together in a friendly competitive sort of way and wait for more carts to come out.

All day -they are there.

All day...

Because....

Now, you never know what is going to be in those bins.

Paint splattered t-shirts

Goose down duvets

Thong underwear

Victorian linens

You NEVER know!

And they roll out bin after bin after bin - ALL DAY!

Bags of kitty litter

Dansk Dinnerware

Old Televisions

The dress Grandma died in

You NEVER know....

Needless to say, it attracts shoppers of all kinds.

All kinds.

(Today, it was the two Hillbillies who were methodically going through each purse that was in the bins looking for money)

I am glad the Ex-Marine is there.